I had several different caption ideas for this photo, yet none of them were keepers.

The light at the end of the tunnel is disappointingly small…

Like a moth to a flame…

Light therapy for Mojo…

Being as weird as he is, he needs far more than ‘light’ therapy. I mean, this is the dog that decided two days ago to guard a squash like it was 50 pounds of freshly cooked bacon. I wish I was kidding about this. And what do I wish for even more? That I had taken video!

Caption ideas for this photo? Tips on dealing with a crazy canine?