The people asked for it, so here it is! I mean, who am I to deny the people what they request?

I made a store.

Well, first I made the design, which is admittedly a teeny bit…je ne sais quoi. Let’s just acknowledge the fact that I am not a graphic designer. I am truly Jak of many trades, master of zero, except maybe Toilet Paper Funerals. Not to brag, but I think I’ve attained a certain level of mastery when it comes to honoring the dearly departed rolls.

Anyway.

In honor of my odd adventure of bringing humor to the world via mourning the toilet paper shortage, here’s my store. There are shirts, hoodies, mugs, magnets, stickers, masks…quite a few options. I’m not in it to get rich, just hoping to see this absurd idea bring joy to the most random corners of this world.

Thank you for joining me on this adventure, and embracing absurdities with me!

#RIPTP

RIP TP Sticker